Why is it that it always makes you feel better when your ex is dating a girl who isn't better looking than you?  They still found someone who makes them happy, that they want to be with, that they feel the need to do the "nasty"with.  But it still makes you feel better when you stalk them(on facebook.. lets be honest we all do it)  and you find out she isn't all that good looking.  It makes me feel like I just scored the winning touchdown in the God damn Super Bowl...   I still do this at 29.. yes it's pathetic... But who gives a damn?  

 Also do you capitalize god?  Is it God or god? Does it depend on if you believe in him or not?

All I do know is that "virgin" Mary couldn't stalk him...